Log­ic-ma­jor girl #1: You’re to­tal­ly in­to rich men. Like, I can see you dat­ing a mul­ti-mil­lion-dol­lar dork like Bill Gates.
Log­ic-ma­jor girl #2: I’m not at­tract­ed to mon­ey. I just like mid­dle-aged men in suits, and you have to be rich to wear a suit. Al­so, I want some­one who can pay for my abor­tion, be­cause Lord knows I can’t af­ford it.

–Green­wich Vil­lage

Over­heard by: I’m not preg­nant