Crazy homeless guy: Ya see, I don’t like the Baptists, because I’m a Roman Catholic. But I would hire a Baptist man, because I like the doughnuts.
Overheard by: Russ Wall
Little boy skipping: I did not commit a sin!
Yuppie chick on cell: It’s really easy to convert to Protestantism. All you have to do is kill a few Catholics, Martin Luther King style. Okay, I gotta go, I have a train to catch.
–Montague St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: I’d like to know where she studied history
Man bowing head: Hail Mary, full of– ah, fuck it.
–Northbound Q train