Sex­u­al­ly am­bigu­ous guy: Yeah, Natasha is hav­ing a par­ty tonight, but I did­n’t want to go be­cause she has bed­bugs, and I was afraid that I’d get bed­bugs and bring them home. Every­one who’s go­ing has to wear plas­tic bags.
Fe­male com­pan­ion: Why is she hav­ing a par­ty?
Sex­u­al­ly am­bigu­ous guy: It’s a bed­bug par­ty.

–St. Mark’s Pl

Over­heard by: min­er­fa