Sales­guy: See, these big-screen TVs are like an­oth­er woman to a guy. Se­ri­ous­ly. So, if you bring this home it’s like bring­ing home a three­some. You, him, and this oth­er woman TV. You see?
Chick: Uh, I’m gonna have to think about it.

–Cir­cuit City, Up­per West Side