Doctor #1, about Norah Jones: Did you know her father is Ravi Shankar?
Doctor #2: Her mother must be extremely good-looking.

–Doctors’ lounge, St. Vincent’s Hospital

Overheard by: Danny D

Headline by: s h

Runners-Up:

· “And we know why she didn’t come.” — Offbalance

· “Nip, Tuck, or Genetic Luck?” — Iconny

· “Or Maybe It’s Just that When You Multiply a Negative by a Negative, You End Up With a Positive” — Vasyl

· “Sex and the Sitar” — nicky c

· “The Good, the Bad, and the Ravi” — Riley


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