Hobo: Hey, dog­gie. Come here, dog­gie. Hey, hey, dog­gie. Come over here.
Woman, pulling dog away on leash: Come, Mikey! Come on!
Hobo, to passer­by: You see that? Fuckin’ racist don’t want me touch­in’ her dog ’cause I’m fuckin’ black!
Teen passer­by: No, sir, it’s be­cause you are home­less.
Hobo: Oh. Well, yeah. There’s that.

–Clin­ton & Mon­tague, Brook­lyn Heights

Over­heard by: Mike N