Girl pick­ing up a sweater: This is so cute!
Friend: Ick!
Girl, point­ing at a pair of jeans: Oh, I love those! They’d fit me re­al­ly nice­ly.
Friend: Um, no.
Girl, point­ing at a dress: … Is this cute?
Friend: Meh.

–Ma­cy’s

Over­heard by: SU­SAN