Queer: Oh my god, he fucked me so hard last night.
Friend: Wait — how hard?
Queer: Like, he lit­er­al­ly fucked the shit out of me. He, like, knocked my tooth out and then I swal­lowed it when I gave him head. And then the next day I had to shit out the tooth.
Friend: Oh my god.

–114th & Am­s­ter­dam