Big black la­dy #1: Have you been to that new Queens mall?
Big black la­dy #2: No.
Big black la­dy #1: Half the peo­ple be shop­pin’, half of ’em be watchin’ peo­ple, and I don’t even know ’bout the oth­er half. It gets so damn crowd­ed!

–1 train

Over­heard by: No Kid­ding