Dude: Are you sure this new guy you are see­ing is the one?
Drunk girl: Def­i­nite­ly. I mean, we have been to­geth­er since Sep­tem­ber, and I haven’t slept with an­oth­er guy yet — that is huge for me! I al­ready hooked up with all the bar­tenders, all the chefs, and all the sous chefs at my job.

–Ya­ma, 17th & Irv­ing Pl

Over­heard by: kreeeeeeeeeesta