Guy on cell: No, I’m up­state.

–F train, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Dis­lo­cat­ed Up­stater

Dude on cell: Dude, I’m at the li­brary!

–Reade & West Broad­way

Over­heard by: Rich Mintz

Man on cell while on bus: Yeah, Mom, I got­ta go. I’m get­ting on the sub­way.

–99th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Zach

Rich la­dy on cell: Yes, sweet­ie, I’m in New Jer­sey now. I miss you, too!

–Wall St

Over­heard by: Tril­lie

Suit on cell: I told you, Jim, I can’t help you now. I’m al­ready in New Jer­sey!

–Lib­er­ty & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Les Izzmore