Guy on cell: No, I’m upstate.
–F train, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Dislocated Upstater
Dude on cell: Dude, I’m at the library!
–Reade & West Broadway
Overheard by: Rich Mintz
Man on cell while on bus: Yeah, Mom, I gotta go. I’m getting on the subway.
–99th & Broadway
Overheard by: Zach
Rich lady on cell: Yes, sweetie, I’m in New Jersey now. I miss you, too!
–Wall St
Overheard by: Trillie
Suit on cell: I told you, Jim, I can’t help you now. I’m already in New Jersey!
–Liberty & Broadway
Overheard by: Les Izzmore
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