Guy on cell: No, I’m upstate.

–F train, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Dislocated Upstater

Dude on cell: Dude, I’m at the library!

–Reade & West Broadway

Overheard by: Rich Mintz

Man on cell while on bus: Yeah, Mom, I gotta go. I’m getting on the subway.

–99th & Broadway

Overheard by: Zach

Rich lady on cell: Yes, sweetie, I’m in New Jersey now. I miss you, too!

–Wall St

Overheard by: Trillie

Suit on cell: I told you, Jim, I can’t help you now. I’m already in New Jersey!

–Liberty & Broadway

Overheard by: Les Izzmore