Girl #1: I just want­ed to scream at her to put on a god­damn bra and shave her fuck­ing armpits!
Girl #2: Oh my god, I know. I mean, it’s not like she has much there… But it’s some­thing and you got­ta cov­er those pup­pies up.

–Green­wich Vil­lage

Head­line by: RaRa

Run­ners-Up:
· “And the Way She Was Hold­ing Ba­by Jesus–ROTFL” — ddv
· “I Mean, You’d Think She’d WANT to Look Good at Her Own Com­mu­nion!” — RaRa
· “Joan and Melis­sa Rivers’ Com­men­tary at the Bronx Zoo” — al­li­son
· “Or Car­ry Them in a Bag Like a Celebri­ty” — An­drew
· “Where Have All the Paula Cole’s Gone?” — chub­ba
· “Yeah, But Jagged Lit­tle Pill Was Such a Great Al­bum” — blis­tex­ad­dict
· “You’d Think by the Age Of 8, She’d Get That!” — MalG

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