Woman to an­oth­er: Eat the pe­nis, Danielle, eat the pe­nis.

–New Jer­sey Tran­sit train out of Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Too­tles McGee

Black guy: Yo! Where my pe­nis at?

–Bergen­line Bus

Over­heard by: Don’t know how he lost it to be­gin with

Guy with big dog to girl­friend: Is my cock straight?

–12th & 7th Ave

Over­heard by: Aman­da

Five-year-old son to fa­ther help­ing him ride a bi­cy­cle, see­ing wood­en posts out of the wa­ter: Dad­dy, is that a huge pe­nis?

–South Sea­port

Fe­male suit: Their penis­es don’t care!

–Times Square

Hobo: I’m the un­luck­i­est son of a bitch I know! If it were rain­ing vagi­nas, I’d get hit in the head with a pe­nis.

–5th Ave

Girl on cell: That’s good… Did you like the peen? The peen? Did you like the pe­nis, moth­er? The pe­nis? Oh good, I though you would.

–9th & Prospect Park

Over­heard by: Oth­er Side of the Fence