Bot­tle blonde: Eww, lis­ten to this: he asked me to have a three­some for his birth­day.
Nat­ur­al blonde: So are you go­ing to do it?
Bot­tle blonde: Ewwwie! No.
Nat­ur­al blonde: Yeah…that would­n’t be too fab­u­lous.

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park