Hip­ster guy: He’s 65?
Hip­ster girl: I think so, yes, he’s a pho­tog­ra­ph­er.
Hip­ster guy: I just don’t un­der­stand what the at­trac­tion is.
Hip­ster girl: Well, it’s not like I want to have some Hol­ly­wood ro­mance, I just want to go over to his apart­ment and like eat a sand­wich and play with his dog.

–Up­town A Train