Middle aged gentleman to sales clerk: You're just jealous I can wear iridescent pastels with panache and you can't.
–E 90th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Katharine Relth
Woman to another wearing one-shouldered white rayon blouse with a bow: Yeah, you could wear that to court…
–H&M
Man on cell phone: Well, I'll let you try on my new sunglasses!
–Central Park
Overheard by: I don't wanna know
Woman to man: You know how I feel about natural fibers.
–60th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: Sari Krieger
Girl to friend: If you wear those jeans, he will go down on you. (to other friend) Am I right?
–60th b/w Lexington & 3rd Ave
