B&T woman #1: Did you see Three Days of Rain?
B&T woman #2: No, what was it about?
B&T man #1: A stutterer fucks Julia Roberts.
B&T woman #1: Pay no attention to him — he’s a Neanderthal.
B&T man #2, leaning in and whispering: Does he really?
–Sardi’s Restaurant
Overheard by: Big Larry
