Short 20-something girl in stall #1: Because he's a hobbit! I gotta get out of the shire. I can be in the Shire but my man can't! I need tall babies!
Short 20-something girl in stall #2: But he is funny. What is more important? (to stranger) What do you think, is the Shire really that bad?
–Bathroom, Rudy's Bar
Overheard by: Dani M.
