Man on cell: No, dude, girls who are on the pill have the best asses. I shit you not. I read it in some science article. It has to do with hormones or something.
–Mercer & W 4th
Cop to another: Imagine that, the captain accused of gravity!
Overheard by: Anne Sager
Professor: You don't actually have super-strong steel. It wasn't bit by a radioactive spider. Your calculation is wrong.
Catholic high school girl to girlfriends: And on her bio essay she wrote, "water molecules are always breaking up and getting back together, like the guys on the Jersey Shore."
–Downtown 6 Train
Overheard by: E.S.