Teen girl: Philadelphia was the capital of the United States before it moved to New York…
–NJ Transit
Teen student to friend: I am working on an epic poem about George fucking Washington. Okay?
–25th & 6 Ave
Overheard by: Miles
Bimbo: Wait… I thought they didn't have the wheel?
–King Tut Exhibit, Discovery Center
Overheard by: duh, they even had batteries
Guy to friend: I think Gandhi's a dickhead. And wasn't his sister kind of a jerkoff, too?
–L Train
