Bozo the Wednesday One-Liner

Bimbo tourist: Yonkers?! That's like a clown!


Overheard by: Heather

Jovial young dad on cell: Naw, naw, she likes that stupid shit. That Bob the Builder shit. That dude looks like a fuckin' clown. I don't know no construction workers look like that.

–J Train

Overheard by: Oh, Brooklyn…

Gay guy to friends: I'm just looking for an eastern European stripper with a clown fetish!

–46th & 9th

Overheard by: Natalya Petrovna

Young lady smoking outside bar: I feel like I just blew a clown… who came confetti.

–Lower East Side

Overheard by: Radbecca