…Can You Get This Black Lipstick Off My Collar, by the Way?

Laundry worker, talking about Home Alone on tv: Is he some type of singer now, Charlie Mansion, Maan-sin? Men-sun? He was this cute little kid, an now he walks around with black lipstick all over his face.
Laundry customer: I dunno, but he is a creepy looking fella now.

–Fulton/Nostrand, Brooklyn

Overheard by: rick