College: Encapsulated.

College guy #1: Dude, I was wasted last night.
College guy #2: Nah, dude, I was so wasted last night.
College guy #1: No, dude. I was wasted last night.
College guy #2: Dude. I was wasted. Like wassteddddd.
College guy #1: Dude, I was definitely more wasted than you.
College guy #2: Whatever, man.

–Broadway & Prince