Does Everybody in New York See a Wednesday One-Liner?

Young boy, angrily to father: He's my therapist, not my dad!

–Upper West Side

Patron to friend: She needs Jesus and a therapist.


Overheard by: KP Whitey

Bubble salesman: Cheaper than Prozac, it's bubble therapy!

–48th St & 7th

Guido chick to laughing friends: I was diagnosed as bipolar. Don't fuck with me, I have ADHD!

–PATH Train

Young woman on cell: Even my therapist is working against me!

–43rd & Lexington