Young boy, angrily to father: He's my therapist, not my dad!
–Upper West Side
Patron to friend: She needs Jesus and a therapist.
–McDonald's
Overheard by: KP Whitey
Bubble salesman: Cheaper than Prozac, it's bubble therapy!
–48th St & 7th
Guido chick to laughing friends: I was diagnosed as bipolar. Don't fuck with me, I have ADHD!
–PATH Train
Young woman on cell: Even my therapist is working against me!
–43rd & Lexington
