Mom to little girl: I told you not to pick that slice of pizza up, it's too hot.
Little girl: It's not too hot mommy. I eat it now!
Mom, sternly: I said to put it down now. It's too hot and you will burn yourself. Put it down!
Little girl, slightly scared: Okay, mommy. (she drops pizza on plate and looks discouraged)
Mom, with attitude: Yeah. That's what I thought you'd do.
–Pizza Place, Penn Station
Overheard by: jim hill
