Endsday One‐Liners

Irritated girl to imploring guy: I’m gonna have enough to answer for on Judgment Day – I’m not adding this to the list.

–Strip Club, Times Square

20‐something prepster: If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow, we are all fucked.

–L Train

Thug, at sunset: Yo, it be gettin’ dark, nigga! It’s like the apocalypse or some shit!

–Cortelyou & E 17th St

Overheard by: Jon A.

Exasperated man: If you create a black hole, it’s going to destroy the world no matter *where* you put it!

–14th St & 6th

Overheard by: wishingscienceweretaughtinschool