Even These Limp Fries Are Distracting to Me.

Girl eating fries, talking about a play: Now that I've seen his penis, my masturbatory routine has changed.
Girl drinking soda: Didn't you just see Angels in America?
Girl eating fries: Yeah… If they wanted me to pick up a message, they shouldn't have shown me so much peen!

–Grand Central

Overheard by: Mark Missed