Eyewitness Testimony Is Notoriously Unreliable

McDonald’s employee to hobo on floor: Sir, we’re going to have to ask you to leave.
Hobo: Why?!
Employee: Because you shat on the floor.
Hobo: What?! Why the fuck would I do that? I didn’t do that!
Employee: We saw you do it!


Overheard by: Tori Galloway, AMDA Student