Fashion's a Sadistic Mistress, Whitney

Edgy girl #1: Dude, my pants are sooo tight.
Edgy girl #2: I know! Isn't that, like, the worst feeling?
Edgy girl #1: Yeah, it's like, I feel sick in class cause my pants are like, cutting into my waist! It's just like, omigod!

–The New School

Overheard by: Piddles