Girls Talk About Food the Way Guys Talk About Girls

In-shape girl #1: So… I went from “no lunch today” to BLT just walking in here.
In-shape girl #2: Well, I went from no lunch to a half-pound of tuna, so that's ok if I don't eat carbs.
In-shape girl #1, a minute later: So I was thinking there's no place around here to get a bacon-egg-and-cheese…

–Deli, 30th & 9th

Overheard by: rick