Guess He's Fucked, Ma'am

Mother: Honey, do you want hummus or prosciutto in your croque?
Seemingly adorable five-year-old son: Proshuuuuuuuuuto!
(several minutes of them speaking French)
Mother to waiter: He's allergic to macadamia nuts and buckwheat.

–Le Pain Quotidien, 64th & Lexington