“Happiest Place on Earth,” My Ass

Father to kids: Do you know what's in Florida!?
Kids: What?!
Father: Disney World!
Kid, happy and excited: Oh wow! Can we go to Disney World?
Father: No.
Kid, sad: Why?!
Father: Because mommy and daddy hate Disney World!

–Chinatown Brasserie

Overheard by: Vieve