Have You Heard He Also Masturbates Right Before Dates? Genius!

Queer bartender to queer waiter: Did you give Joe* that shot?
Queer waiter: No, he's too drunk. I'll give it to him later.
Queer customer: It's 10 o'clock!
Queer waiter: He comes in drunk.
Queer customer: Well, that's a real time saver…

–Uncle Charlie's

Overheard by: Scott