Guy to girl: I'm going to go home and just, like, fart in a shoebox.
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: You do what you need to do
Man to woman at group lunch: That's because you sweat like a man. Seriously, she does! You sweat like a man. You fart like a man. You sweat and fart like a man!
–TGI Friday's
Woman to friend: You got to ride through dat bitch like a fart. One sniff and ya' gone.
–122nd St & Amsterdam
Father, wearily to little boy: For the last time, you can't get sick from a fart!
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Hunt-ner
Father to three-year-old daughter: You have to be careful with farts, sweetie, because sometimes they become shit.
–18th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: m
