Here's Marie Antoinette to Explain

Development guy: My god! The highest-priced tickets for the Jay-Z concert are going for $100,000!
Development girl #1: But it's a fundraiser. We charge that much for our fundraisers.
Development girl #2: But. But we have food! We give them cake!
Intern: $100,000 cake?

–Carnegie Hall

Overheard by: Katarina