He's, Like, the Opposite Of a Two-Beer Queer

Hood preschooler #1, watching vans filled with cases of empty beer bottles: Wow! That's a lot of bottles!
Hood preschooler #2: I bet I could drink all of that!
Hood preschooler #1: No you couldn't. It's way too much. It's like a hundred bottles!
Hood preschooler #3: I couldn't drink it all, but my daddy could!
Hood preschooler #2: Yeah! So could my daddy! He could also drink it all!
Hood preschooler #1: Yeah!

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