Father to son: Hey! You boy! You don't work that pole!
–L Train
Overheard by: Sanam
Tranny, wailing to nobody in particular: Women! You don't have any vagina muscles! You can't please the men!
–Amsterdam & 96th St
Tall black man: Can you believe that that bitch called me a faggot? A faggot is a little boy, I am a grown ass drag queen. I will put on a wig and some heels and rip that bitch's throat out!
–34th & 7th
Overheard by: Jade
20-something white girl on phone: Oh my god, guess where I went today… Target! (pause)
It's in Spanish Harlem. (pause) Yes, I went with someone, I went with this gay guy who acted more of a girl than I did!
–Penn Station
30-something suit on cell: But you know what? (audible snap!) That's just a good lesson for the trannies!
–A Train
Overheard by: willbnyc
