How Will That Help the Lesbian Rate?

Man #1: On new year’s eve, at 1515 Broadway! That’s where she’s gonna be.
Man #2: You mean she’s gonna drop the ball?
Man #1: She’s gonna be in the ball!
Man #2: You mean they’re gonna put the Snooki in that big ball?
Man #1: Yeah!

–Astoria

Overheard by: Jamie