I Know Someone Who Slept with an Underaged Boy in Mexico and He Used the Formal “Usted” to Refer to Her While Fucking. True Story.

20-something girl #1: But it's cool. We checked, and the age of consent in that part of Mexico is 14.
20-something girl #2: You actually checked what the age of consent in Mexico is?
20-something girl #1: Well, yeah! We had to make sure we hadn't just raped a bunch of children.

–Union Pool, Brooklyn

Overheard by: …?