If She Owns a Set Of Reusable Shopping Bags, I’ll Faint

Guy #1: Yo, there’s some fat asses up in this mufucker.
Guy #2: You right. You right.
Guy #1: I always figured the grocery store was the best place to bag a bitch. She’ll take of your family, she’ll take care of your finances, and she got a fat ass. That’s a triple threat, son.

–Super Stop and Shop, Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn