Teen chubster: She was like, “you skinny bitch,” and I was like, “I’m not skinny!”
–Times Square
Overheard by: Mickey
Woman on cell: I make a *much* better cynic than that, bitch.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Man on phone: I ain’t gonna be the bigger man; ain’t no bitch bigger than her!
–Union Square
Overheard by: Iain Burke
Jubilant male on phone: Nigga, the slammest bitches are on 9th!
–32nd & 7th
