In Person, Toucan Sam Is Kind Of an Asshole.

6-year-old girl in cereal aisle: There isn't salt in cereal!
9-year-old brother: Well, apparently you haven't heard of refining and what they do to make it taste better! Duh! They add sugar and salt! You're dumb and that one's gross.

–Whole Foods

Overheard by: Joli