Hobo: 72 pulses in your body, and I'll hit every one of them with my arrow.
–Court St, Brooklyn
Girl, flirtatiously to boyfriend: Your wrists are so tiny!
–Broadway & 14th
Overheard by: Sep10ber
20-something woman on phone: Oh, god! My ovaries are killing me!
–4 Train
Woman on cell: You gotsta yell, this ear is bad. (now yelling) Yell! This ear is bad! (a minute later) Shut up! Don't talk to me like that… Quit yellin! I couldn't hear you!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: rick
