It's an Illin' Wind…

Tottering girl: I can't walk in these shoes.
Sister: I told you not to wear those!
Tottering girl: You told me not to wear the skirt–you're a hater on this skirt.
Mother: I told you not to wear the skirt 'cause when the wind be blowin', your ass be showin'.

–Fordham Rd & Belmont Ave