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It's Not What Enters into the Mouth That Defiles a Man

Girl to friend, sneezing violently: Cover your mouth!
Friend: I've been covering my mouth all day, I'm done with dat shit!

–6th Ave & 8th St

  • Posted on June 5, 2015
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