Geeky girl to boy: And then I said, “that’s probably a horcrux!” (laughs) Get it?
Boy: No. What’s a horcrux?
Girl, scowling: Um…
Boy: What?
Girl: I’m sorry, but that’s kind of a dealbreaker for me.
Boy: What is?
Girl: Oh my god! Not knowing what a horcrux is, obviously.
–Barnard College
Overheard by: Samantha
