Upper West Side dad on phone: Dude, it’s a fine line between, “hey, man, can you pay more attention to my kids, they have untapped potential,” and, “listen man, you’d better pay more attention to my kids.” You know? Yeah, you don’t want him to be like, “what a dick, fuck his stupid slow kids, now they get no attention.”
–74th St & Columbus
Overheard by: rick
Black lady: I got a kid, you got a kid, hey hey hey!
–Midtown
Overheard by: greg
50‐something woman smoking cigarette, on phone: That was about the PTA meeting for my son’s school tonight, I’m not fucking going to that shit.
–48th b/w 5th & 6th
Overheard by: Mike
Ghetto dude: My motto is “you better not bring yo’ kids.”
–A Train
Overheard by: Wesley
