Just When You Think Your Walk Of Shame Can’t Get Any Worse

Girl: I’ll have a grande skim latte, please.
Counter guy: What size do you want? Grande? Like, “large” in Spanish?
Girl: Oh, um, no I want a small. No! A medium. Sorry, I can’t talk today. (looks down at hand) And I’m trying to pay with my student ID.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, The Bronx