Kung Fu Groundhog Seems a Bit Uninspired

Large woman with chirpy voice: Who was it that got bitten by Staten Island Chuck…? Oh, yeah, it was mayor Bloomberg!
Tall black guy: Gosh, I mean, he should've realized they're basically like giant rats, with large teeth and huge claws.
Large woman with chirpy voice: And he's a fan of the Wu Tang! (giggles)
Tall black guy: Damn right! They should just call him “Shaolin Chuck”, but “ol' dirty groundhog” would be even better! I mean, anything that lives in the ground is dirty by default…