Live Nude Wednesday One‐Liners!!!

Neo‐yuppie on future phone: I’m not sure who got naked first, it might have been me. But the next thing I know, she’s puking, and her boyfriend walks in. Yeah, you’re right… I should quit smoking weed.


Overheard by: reefer addict

Office girl: He was completely naked and covered in poo, and he was yelling out texts in different languages.

–Danspace Project, 10th St

Overheard by: Katarina

Loud obnoxious woman: I saw her boobies and I saw her hoo‐ha! I knocked on the bathroom door and she said “come in,” and I asked her if that meant she was prepared and covered. Apparently she thought being covered meant having a washcloth on her belly.

–33rd St & Park Ave

Overheard by: TR

30‐something shady guy on cell: I’d totally get naked, you know, to make money, if there wasn’t a bunch of gay guys involved.

–Church & Chambers